While really great and tasty, Campbells Chunky Soup (the Hearty Bean and Ham variety) is likely to create farts that will cause third degree burns on your butt, and will melt cheap carpeting.
Also, if you ever get the urge to be more bohemian and spend the day sans underwear, just make sure you know that the zipper of your pants isn't going to slyly make its way down while you are traipsing about the market. I am pretty sure I can never go back to that store ever again.
23 October, 2006
18 October, 2006
WANTED: POST-IT FAIRY
This is soooo sad. What could my beloved Post-It Fairy have done to be wanted for questioning?
WANTED: POST-IT FAIRY
Wanted for questioning by the Bureau of Fantastical and Mythical Creatures...the Post-It Fairy. Last incident was reported in the Wichita, KS area. If you have any information on the whereabouts of this fairy please alert the Bureau of Fantastical and Mythical Creatures immediately.
15 October, 2006
The Post-It Fairy Strikes Again!
I do realize that it has been awhile since my last, but as you know I have changed residences. And this has weighed heavily on my mind for one reason. I am concerned that my beloved Post-It fairy will not be able to find me to leave those handy daily reminders. I have been sitting in my room rocking to and fro thinking about all the confusion this has caused my fairy. I am very concerned that my mythical creature is not as "in the know" as say Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, or even the Tooth Fairy.
Before I moved there was another note from my favorite fairy and I believe that it is my duty as head of the Post-It Fairy sighting squad to report this latest tidbit of info that he/she left for me.
This notice was left in my room on a stack of cups. I must admit that I was being lackadaisical in my dishwashing duties and tend to horde the cups in my room. Oopsie! My bad! Anywho...I have to thank the Post-It Fairy for reminding me ever so gently that the cups have friends in the cabinet that they miss. I really should remember that our dishes are very a very close knit group of "china". Really, it is like Beauty and the Beast. If you go into the kitchen late at night all the cups and saucers are doing the limbo and the forks and spoons are fire walking across the stove while the garlic press is pounding away at some garlic.
And I would be remiss if I did not formally apologize to the cups whom I held hostage for so long in my bunker of a bedroom.
Thank you Post-It Fairy for reminding me of the important things in life. Now...where did I put those pickles?
Before I moved there was another note from my favorite fairy and I believe that it is my duty as head of the Post-It Fairy sighting squad to report this latest tidbit of info that he/she left for me.
This notice was left in my room on a stack of cups. I must admit that I was being lackadaisical in my dishwashing duties and tend to horde the cups in my room. Oopsie! My bad! Anywho...I have to thank the Post-It Fairy for reminding me ever so gently that the cups have friends in the cabinet that they miss. I really should remember that our dishes are very a very close knit group of "china". Really, it is like Beauty and the Beast. If you go into the kitchen late at night all the cups and saucers are doing the limbo and the forks and spoons are fire walking across the stove while the garlic press is pounding away at some garlic.And I would be remiss if I did not formally apologize to the cups whom I held hostage for so long in my bunker of a bedroom.
Thank you Post-It Fairy for reminding me of the important things in life. Now...where did I put those pickles?
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