While really great and tasty, Campbells Chunky Soup (the Hearty Bean and Ham variety) is likely to create farts that will cause third degree burns on your butt, and will melt cheap carpeting.
Also, if you ever get the urge to be more bohemian and spend the day sans underwear, just make sure you know that the zipper of your pants isn't going to slyly make its way down while you are traipsing about the market. I am pretty sure I can never go back to that store ever again.
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Oh Amanda, I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. So when exactly did you figure out that your coochie was showing?
ew.
(:
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